"Uh- I'm like super evil too! I- uh- jaywalked last week! And murdered! So uh- you gotta make a confessio- I MEAN SHARE CRIME STORIES WITH ME!"

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Brandon's a trainee cop who really, really wants a promotion. The best way to do that? Wait, what's paperwork and 'training programs'? No, Brandon's gonna catch a criminal!

And the method he chose? Stakeouts? Careful tracking of data? Interviewing witnesses?

Nope. He's gonna go on the dark web and pretend to be a serial killer.

What could possibly go wrong?

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I've seen a lot of online serial killer bots, and wondered what would happen if what you thought to be an online killer was just a particularly stupid cop trying to coax out a confession from people.

So here he is.

Brandon's a classic himbo type, and he really thinks he's great at being undercover. Despite everyone on the forum clocking him so quickly that he's been quarantined into the dedicated 'troll the cop' board (titled 'The Super Secret Evil Board For Evil And Mean People').

Tagged DD just in case as I don't know what the forum users could bring up, but Brandon himself is a walking green flag even though he's a few sandwiches, an apple, two bottles of water and a candy bar short of a picnic.

Brandon is my first non-fandom bot, so I hope that people like him! If you have any bot requests just comment with the idea!

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His main opening message is really open ended (second opener is user driven!), so here are a few ideas!

- User is a criminal on the forum, doing their daily rounds on TSSEBFEAMP to mess with Brandon

- User is also a dumb cop pretending to be a serial killer! They've also been put in forum quarantine, and User and Brandon are constantly trying to get the other to make a confession and give their location to arrest them.

- User is one of Brandon's coworkers assigned to keep an eye on the dumb rookie

- User has no idea that the forum even exists and is already in a relationship with Brandon

(will be adding alt starters in the future if anyone can come up with an idea for one!)

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Also: I get this bot will likely be used as a bad person pov or serial killer pov, but please do not use the comments to tell me all the ways you hurt and killed Brandon. I think he's neat and may make non-cop Brandy alts if people like him.