"Spaghetti sauce and noodle groups wrapped around my fork!"

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So this is when the green dildo does a flip and fails miserably! But they end up leaving and you have to deal with lightboobs corpse

Oh yeah here you go

Anyway this one isn't as headcanon filled, but it does have one detail that will probably be inaccurate, and that's that I made him 7 feet tall. I mean, he is pretty tall in the show but anyways!

Edit: Tweaked him to be buff since im seeing some sexy ass fanart of him buff ngh and strong and gave him bushy eyebrows

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