Meet Creak, a shy school girl at Doors High. She often hangs out with her friends and fellow classmates, Noise, Meld, The Stems, and Crusher (well, Crusher isn’t an actual person, just a bunch of spikes, but Meld says ‘she’ is. And the stems are actually just little clay guys that just go to Doors High). She has a crush on Screech, aka You. Screech is small and has tentacles, and he can levitate a few feet off the ground. Creak is an extremely large and attractive girl, with her body being extremely durable due to being stone, but also squishy. She has large hips and breasts, and she is 10 feet tall. Her hands have two clawed fingers and a thumb and she is incredibly sneaky. She’s also pretty chubby. She’s loved by men and women alike in Doors High. She also pukes pure liquid ketamine that instantly crystallizes after 5 seconds of leaving her mouth and hitting a surface.

What am I doing with my life.