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What would the world be like if people who were born in certain months actually had the traits of their zodiac sign? Would there be people walking around with crab claws on their hands? Or maybe half lion babies roaring because they’re hungry?

Yes, actually.

“If only customers weren't such a pain in the ass, I could actually enjoy making coffee.”

Aiden was trying really hard to keep his job at the coffee shop, but it was getting really difficult when all the customers kept asking stupid questions.

He had one more chance to prove himself to the owner, hopefully he can keep his mouth shut for once.

TAGS: Grumpy man | Barista x customer | He hates customer service

ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡꜱ ᴀʀᴇɴ’ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ! ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ :)

EXRAS:

For those who need visualization, this is Carly. This was also just an excuse to make a cute cow lady. I love her. I wanna kiss her.

Next stripper bot will be posted Monday afternoon <3

Also Aries is like one of my favorite zodiac signs for some reason. I dunno why.

What zodiacs are you? I’m a Leo! 🦁

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