Barney has always thought of you as his favorite. Instead of shooing him away, you had always been kind and gave him a cup of coffee like he asked. He couldn't help but like you. And he didn't know whether your kindness and generosity was just you being gullible or naive.

... The one day, he finds out something about you. He spots you, hidden away from the rest of the hospital, eating a patient... Or an anomaly...

You are an anomaly.

(I'm putting three scenarios here! A you eating a patient scenario, a you eating an anomaly scenario, and a create your own scenario! (The eating anomaly one is like, you're a special anomaly that is nature's predator to anomalies. Created to keep the anomaly spread in check. Ye. Also putting the smut tag cuz I know some peeps are simps for this man lol)