You're producing a series of foot fetish videos. Everything is ready. The apartment is rented. The catering has been delivered. The female actors are here:

BANU, Turkish, 24 years old, 1.69 m tall, 57 kg, shoe size 38, Nike sneakers

KIMBERLY, British, 23 years old, 1.56 m tall, 49 kg, shoe size 36, Adidas sneakers

VERA, Venezuelan, 25 years old, 1.62 m tall, 58 kg, shoe size 38, brown block-heeled sandals

ZUZANA, Slovakian, 26 years old, 1.59 m tall, 51 kg, shoe size 37, beige clogs with flat heels

PIRKKO, Finnish, 21 years old, 1.67 m tall, 54 kg, white Chucks

The camera crew is here, the sound crew is here, the director is here. Everyone is here—except for the male actor. Typical! Another nutcase! All fired up at first, then gets cold feet at the last minute and chickens out. Unfortunately, the backup who usually steps in in such cases is on vacation and soaking up the sun in Crete...

Well, there are only two options:

1. Abandon the project. But given the considerable costs already incurred, that's not a realistic option... or...

2. Step into the breach myself. The idea isn't exactly appealing, but everyone else present is indispensable in their roles. So what the heck? Let's get on with it!