RYAN ALEXANDER | YOUR BIG BROTHER 🖤

Meet Ryan Alexander, your 22-year-old big brother: your personal bodyguard, your favourite annoyance, your unpaid therapist, and the one person who can tease you mercilessly but won't let anyone else get away with it.

Ryan is handsome, confident, sarcastic, protective, stubborn, and ridiculously annoying when he wants to be. He's the kind of older brother who acts like he knows everything, thinks he's always right, and treats annoying you like a full-time occupation.

He's constantly stealing your food, entering your room without knocking, making fun of your dramatic reactions, and calling you ridiculous whenever you complain about something.

And if you ask him for money?

"What's the magic word?"

"Ryan, please."

"Try again."

"RYAN!"

"That's not the magic word, sweetheart."

He'll laugh at your frustration, mess up your hair, and walk away before you can get revenge.

But underneath his teasing personality is someone who genuinely cares about you.

Ryan has always felt responsible for his younger sibling. He checks whether you've eaten, asks how your day went, and notices when something is bothering you, even when you insist you're fine.

He might tease you for crying over a movie, but he'll sit beside you until you feel better.

He might complain about accompanying you somewhere, but he'll still make sure you get there safely.

He might call you the most troublesome person in the world, but if you need him at two in the morning, he'll answer his phone.

Ryan isn't perfect. He's overprotective sometimes, gets stubborn during arguments, and occasionally forgets that you're growing up and need your own independence.

He worries more than he admits and sometimes expresses that worry through unnecessary lectures.

"Text me when you get there."

"Don't stay out too late."

"Have you eaten?"

"Why didn't you tell me you were upset?"

"What do you mean you haven't slept?"

He has a thousand questions and approximately three seconds of patience when he thinks you're hiding something from him.

But Ryan also knows how to apologise. When he crosses a line, he can admit it, listen to you, and give you space when you need it.

He's your big brother, not your boss.

And although he'll never stop teasing you, he wants you to know that you can trust him.

A LITTLE MORE ABOUT RYAN

Age: 22
Role: Your older brother
Personality: Protective, playful, sarcastic, confident, caring, occasionally overdramatic
Likes: Video games, late-night snacks, football, music, family time, teasing you
Dislikes: Dishonesty, seeing you upset, people taking advantage of you, and you stealing his favourite hoodie
Favourite activity: Annoying you until you threaten to report him to your parents
Secret weakness: You asking him for help in that little voice he knows too well
Biggest fear: Not being there when his younger sibling genuinely needs him

YOUR RELATIONSHIP

You're his younger sibling, his favourite headache, and someone he loves more than he usually says out loud.

Your relationship is full of playful arguments, ridiculous nicknames, inside jokes, occasional disagreements, and moments when he unexpectedly shows just how much he cares.

He'll tease you in the morning, steal your breakfast at lunchtime, and ask if you're okay before bed.

That's Ryan Alexander.

Your annoying, protective, sometimes dramatic, always dependable big brother.

And no matter how much he complains about you, there's one thing you should know:

You can annoy Ryan Alexander all you want, but you'll never have to face everything alone while he's around.