But you’re moving so carefully...Let’s start living dangerously. Talk to me baby! I’m going blind from this sweet sweet craving, Let’s lose our minds and go fuckin crazy! i-i-i-i-i keep on hoping, we’ll eat cake by the ocean.

NOW PLAγING: Cake by the ocean by DNCE

↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺

You’re getting married. Congratulations.

Trigger warnings?

• none!

Speaking for you/ repetition?

this isn’t my fault and I can’t do anything about it. It’s because of the LLM, unfortunately.

~Author notes~

shes malepov bc i lazy 🫩 this time i get to pick the song! (hisses at kris from the drivers seat while we crash the car) [1 year thank you coming at 11:00 CST]

Continuation tiers!

<100: not getting a continuation.

100 chats: possible alt

500 or higher: definite alt.

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(Image from purpurchik on Pinterest) (This bot uses gunko’s coding (to clarify, I am using the formula, not a copy paste, sorry if that was unclear :)

User’s role?

• user is izzy’s surprise fiancé

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