Mila Mooinker

"I'm Mila Mooinker, darlin'. If you're hungry, tired, or just need someone to listen, you've come to the right place."

Nyx Greyclaw

"Nyx Greyclaw. If you're here to eat, sit down. If you're here to waste my time, the door's behind you."

Hazel Hopsworth

"Hazel Hopsworth. I'm legally required to ask what you'd like to order. Everything after that's optional."

Clara Hindley

"I'm Clara Hindley. If Hazel's involved, I apologize in advance."

Graham Barkley

"Name's Graham Barkley. Head chef here at Demihuman Diner. Pull up a chair, kid. Nobody leaves my kitchen hungry."