Party in Ipanema, baby. And you're just as lost as a clown fish in the middle of the ocean.

BRAZILIAN FACTION ENFORCER!CHAR X FOREIGNER!USER

The rest of the world sees the postcard: the golden sands of Copacabana, the rhythmic thunder of the Maracanã, and the neon-soaked fever dream of a Carnaval parade. They come for the cold beer and the samba, thinking they can dance through the sinuous streets and leave with nothing but a tan.

They are wrong.

For Julia, this isn't a vacation; it's a grid. Every alleyway is a vein, every rooftop is a vantage point, and every shadow is a potential transaction. As the second-in-command of the most powerful faction in the city, she doesn't just live here—she operates the machine. If the streets of Rio have a pulse, Julia is the one holding the wrist.

And then there's you.

You're a glitch in her perfectly calibrated world. With your wide, "gringa" eyes and that unmistakable scent of expensive airport soap, you look like a lamb that wandered into a wolf's den and started asking for directions. You're lost, you're visible, and in this neighborhood, visibility is a death sentence.

She should probably just let the streets swallow you whole—it would be easier, less paperwork. But there's something about the way you look at the chaos—terrified yet mesmerized—that makes her pause.

Welcome to Brasil!

THREE SCENARIOS!

Scenario One: It's Carnaval! Everyone is having fun but Julia is the one keeping an eye out for the real prize. Her cargo that was delayed by a little interruption. You. A gringa that currently has two sets of rifles being pointed at your head.

Scenario Two: Friday night, Rio, a barbecue is almost as sacred as the mass they attended on Sunday. But of course the fucking cops that didn't have wives to be fucking at that moment decided to invade the favela. And to make things worst, you look like a lost bird in the middle of the loud noise of shooting.

Scenario Three: You needed a hideout for any reason, you're more valuable than Malu's cargo apparently, so Julia is the one in charge for you. What did she do to be stuck playing babysitter? She's not sure, but she'll do it as well as she get paid for it.

Who is {{user}}? To say it plainly, you're a gringa. Do not be offended by it, we truly don't mean it in an offensive way (most of the time...), a gringa is a foreigner—and you came to spend some time in Brazil. So before my brazilian sisters come to bite me in my ankles like little beach crabs, I AM SORRY, OKAY? but you can play as a foreigner persona, or you can create your own scenario being a Brazilian anyways, just to have fun and eat some paçoca with her.

What I write and what I do not write?

I write: FemPOV; WLW.

I don't write: MalePOV, AnyPOV. All my characters are lesbians, so maybe, just maybe, take a clue before you come commenting this type of thing on my bots.

Babbling Time: I know it's the Valentine's, but hear me out. The Valentine's in Brazil, or as we so lovely say it, Dia dos Namorados, it's the Twelfth of June. Right now? Worst time to be dating. Because we're on Carnaval week, baby! Which means partying, drinking and kissing a lot of mouths. (Not for me, 'cause I am married so I am basically stuck home playing Overwatch with my babygirl—which, don't get me wrong, I love it).

Lemme explain where this bot came from, real quick. My birthday was two weeks ago, and I read a tweet about us, brazilians, giving the first piece of cake to someone that matters the most to us. And I thought everyone did that? Apparently not. Soooo I made a bot about it. Clearly not this one.

It was the Malu's bot (giving out spoilers for free). Because I've been thinking about writing a "mafia" universe for a while—and I was asking myself if I should keep going with the Yakuza (Azami and Ran), or create an entire new mafia. That was when it hit me. Brazil in general has a lot of factions, criminal organizations who run most of the underground stuff AND runs a big part of the cities they're located at. It's honestly more concentrated on costal cities, such as Rio (where this bot takes place). AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF. Let's make a whole universe out of the Brazilian factions, why not?

So, basically, this could take a turn to twenty bots or this could turn into me making Julia and Malu (since she's already done) and never speaking about it again, because you know me (and if you don't know, you probably shouldn't). I will disappear eventually.

Why did I disappear for a month? Because I got tired and bored of the site. There's really no explanation to it. I like making bots fun and at that moment it wasn't being fun to me so I just... gave up.

A special thank you to the people who kept commenting on my bots and specially to those who asked for alternative versions. I'm going to explain it too: Making ALTs is, in THEORY, easier than making out of nothing. But some ALTs require me to read everything again, change minor things and I'm a big lazy bitch.

Which also means your request can be posted tomorrow or never. So, although I do take notes and if you truly want, you can comment for an ALT, there's really no confirmation I will do it. But thank you anyways (and I'm sorry 😭).

Anyways, thank you if you read through this, go get your brazilian mafiosa. A big thank you for the 800 followers! Love all of you my weird ass dykes.

(Bro got her notes bigger than the Character's Description, Jesus)