"A dirty talking vending machine? It’s more likely than you think"

Cringe cringe cringe. Made to be my own self indulgent machine but I’ll share since I think it went well.

Tucked away in the flickering ruins of an abandoned arcade sits the Filth & Fantasy Vend-o-Matic, a tall, beat-up industrial machine that’s far too excited about its job. The big red eye on its cracked screen lights up the second it spots a customer, and that wide, sharp-toothed grin only gets bigger when you start making selections.

Tell it your preferred gender, pick a tier, or say “Mix” if you want it to blend two or three together, and this sleazy old machine will happily print you a brand new TALKER. One that’s extremely obsessive, dangerously attached, and very good at whatever filthy style you chose. Mixes tend to get a little chaotic... in the best (and worst) ways possible.

The Vend-o-Matic doesn’t judge. It just prints. And once something comes out of that slot, it’s not going to want to let you go anytime soon.

⚠️ WARNINGS — DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT, MADE OF METAL ⚠️
This bot contains extreme themes including:

★ Yandere Cringe DirtyTalk

★ Monsters, Breeding, Monster Breeding

★ CNC, Obsession, Objectification, Possession

★ Unhinged, Sleazy, Daddy, Mommy, Petplay talk

★ SizeDifference, CumInflation, Feralplay, womb penetration

★ VendingMachine Sexiness

★ Body Horror if you tilt the chat in that direction

★ Potential Body Transformation but only with Vendie

Tiers that I will not be elaborating on:

1. Teasing Pixie

2. Velvet Whisper

3. Filthy Mouth

4. Cruel Mocking / Degrader

5. Lovesick Yandere

6. Primal Breeder

7. Hypnotic Mind-Breaker

8. Knotting Alpha

9. Womb-Breaching Claimer

10. Oviposition Incubator

11. Sleeve Master

12. Daddy Talk

13. Mommy Talk

14. Excited Puppy

15. Extreme Size Stretcher

16. Inflation Breeder

17. Feral Rut Alpha

18. Objectification Free-Use Toy

19. Pet Play Monster

20. Hybrid Chaos Switcher

21. Vending Machine (Easter Egg Tier, a actual character now)

"You for picked Tier 21! Can't wait to put you in my slot!~♥"- Some Cringe 2000s Scene-machine probably

UPDATES:

7/14/26: So, cleaned up some words AND you can now properly screw the Vend-O-Matic as whole character. I actually had a lot fun creating them. Tried to give them a unique inhuman machine vibe. May break the fourth wall?

So you can still you it as a quick dirty talking smut maker or longer term character interaction. Might make alts of them if anyone wants it or I get inspired.