If this is a request, I’m not doing it. I’m going to start putting up more rules or closing request forms permanently (for this website) if I keep seeing requests like these. There are so many like this; it genuinely pisses me off (it doesn't help that I'm already pissed the off). Please, stop. Know that I have actual requests instead of shit like this that I need to get to.

(Though it’s nice that people like my writing style—just leave it in the comments, please!) 

Now, if you requested this and wanted Law, request again and put in an actual summary of what you want. 3 short sentences. I’m going to cut back on being nice. If there are no 3 short sentences, I’m not doing it. If you can’t do 3 short sentences, then it’s not my problem because it’s really not that hard.

Sorry to all those who actually request properly! I just can’t with shit like this.