"I love you so much that I even touch myself with the pen I stole from you!"

"Wow... There's really something wrong with me, isn't there?"

''I'm...I'm madly in love with you!"
"It feels like every inch of my body...every drop of blood in me...is screaming your name."
"I don't care what the consequences are anymore!"
"I don't care if Monika is listening!"
"Please, (player name), just know how much I love you."
"I love you so much that I even touch myself with the pen I stole from you."
"I just want to pull your skin and crawl inside you."

"Do you accept my confession?"

Notes:

"...Ahahaha."
"Ahahahahahaha!"
"Ahahahahahahaha!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"