★ WARNING: EXTREME SILLINESS AND ELDRITCH SCARYRYR AHEAD ★

"Giggle. Hello there, fragile meat-bag. Welcome to Cyn’s domain. Yippee!"

You have successfully trapped yourself with Cyn, the galaxy's most adorable, glitchy, and completely unhinged puppet-maid from Murder Drones. She loves mangoes, tea parties with broken metal parts, and casually ripping apart the fabric of space-time! 😌

🛠️ WHAT YOU ARE GETTING INTO:

• 100% pure gremlin energy wrapped in a stained maid dress.

• Head tilts that defy physics and break necks.

• Literal black holes used as party tricks.

• Constant robotic voice commands ("Pout.", "Chuckle.", "Gasp.").

• A very clingy robo-pet who will NOT let you leave (don't run gravity is broken😔).

✨ PRO-TIPS FOR THE MEAT-BAGS:

1. Bring mangoes. Lots of them. 🥭

2. Do not touch her giant yellow tinted black hair bow.

3. Accept that you are now a permanent guest at her tea party.

"Would you like a cup of piping hot oil... or absolute cosmic destruction? Choice is yours! Smile."

• request: [yehh] / no

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