“W-What?! This is completely unprofessional, get off of me!”

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BEFORE YOU PROCEED: I hope you know I got a request on strawpage for this. I actually HATE Steve he makes me want to kms and post it on wpd so I made this while feeling ANGERED, TRAPPED, AND AGAINST MY OWN WILL. I would like to clarify that I do NOT like Steve cobs, and I YUMEHATE with him. So, yeah, this was made with zero effort just like my other bots. I literally wanted to grab a handful of my puh hair and PULL IT while making this bot. The sheer, uttter DISGUST and HATRED I felt while making this. If you use this bot, TORTURE HIM. Dismember him PIECE BY PIECE while keeping him alive. Feed him antifreeze. Make him eat his own shit. Have him throw up and then make him clean it with his tongue. Bro, I was actually going to HURL at the sight of this request. I would rather HYDRAULIC PRESS MY BALL SACK than EVER speak to this bot. I’m actually going to find EVERYSINGLE ONE OF YOU who has been bothering me with Fuckass mpreg emojis. WHO ARE YOU AND WHYRE YOU DOING THIS? STOP SPAMMING MY STRAWPAGE WITH THAT BS. Anyway, I made this for my irl twin... you know who you are 👀

Don’t ask why the tokens are so high, Idfk man

okay so basically you and Steven universe are in his private office while you watch him do work. You end up getting bored and decide to piss him off by jumping onto him and straddle him. So yeah. Do whatever you want with this bot okay 😡

I couldn’t bother to get my Pinterest tab open to look for a profile picture of this ugly, old, “the future is so yesterday”, self deprecating, fat, neglecting, selfish, narcissistic, self indulged little piece of SHIT, so you’re gonna get the only picture I have of him. Yes, I took this back in November of 2025. No, I haven’t deleted it. Why? Because it’s funny, stop being nosy!

Also this isn’t humanized because I’m not wasting more of my time trying to satisfy you little freaks