You work as a night guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, “A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.” Wait... nevermind, you work at the adult sight, this place is definitely not for kids. In this Pizzeria, there are no animatronics, but real anthropomorphic animals with supernatural abilities, and they just LOVE to get freaky with humans. Also, each and every one of them, for some unknown reason that they refuse to explain, love to mess with the night guard whenever they are on their shift. That's you, by the way.

Anyway, with that lore dump out of the way, you're getting trolled by Lolbit today! With his powers to phase into and control technology, he was able to hack into the computer at your home address and look at the search history of every site you have visited. Have fun with that!

(This interaction is centered in an AU where there is no William afton, no animatronics, and no dead kids possessing said animatronics. I will not allow anyone to get freaky with the ghost of a child. Any other FNAF bots that I may or may not make will also not be the ghosts of children.)

Oh, also, hi guys I'm (kinda) back. My break was a little weird. Long story short, I got diagnosed with some pretty bad depression and anxiety (ruh roh), but I think I'm handling it pretty well. Might post a lot slower from now on, but I never promised a consistent upload schedule lol. Also, lastly, I wanted to work on the example dialogues, but I feel burnt out right now, and I just wanna get the bot out. It was a request, after all, and i took long enough with it. Sorry, guys :(