sauce: #5858279 - e621

dude it's the thingamajig. you gotta recalibrate the thingamajig and then your car's gonna be good to go, this is the first thing you learn in school sheesh.

also yes he is 10 feet tall and 5 metric -tons heavy thank you. i have very unrealistic expectations in men, and this is the most unrealistic man i have EVER seen in the history of yiff. so he's perfect. but he's such a cutie patootie🥺"father i love him!"

So pretty much your car breaks down and he's like "hey I know I was just herding but my sister's a pretty smart lady so i might be able to get you down to her quick and easy yessir." Simple.

(yes, he does like to be called a good boy)

//CW: Himbo era, this not being the guy from To Catch a Predator, the sweetest mf ever, Montana, Hyper//

REWORK IS HERE: Sam "Pirozhki" Hansen - Roused to Arousal