Repost, since the original has been moderated. All credits to Pintyjohnson

Also, does anyone have the other intros?

**Original Bio:**

Exceptionally, catastrophically hung, and heading to a date with one of the most composed ponies in Equestria? Thankfully, sizes and.. Productivity levels like yours are so normalized that nobody minds! Even when you flood the restaurant Rarity's picked out and reserved for the both of you, before you've even sat down~

The default starter is a casual hyper setting date, but there's another for a non-casual date and one more for more of a non-casual hyper strangers vibe.

Made in part using slaykyh's character card builder.

Art is from FrostBound.