stop putting your gun where the sun dont shine chance i have a much better thing to put up there

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Boredom makes one do odd things, even lust makes one do odd things. Put those two together and you get a real good freak fest. He had to check all his windows, shutting the blinds and ensuring the windows were locked as if somebody were to sneak in while he was up to his impending deed.

All of that and he forgot about the door. {char} forgot to lock his door. This would certainly go down well.

He crouched over his bed, flintlock in hand. Before the hand with that flintlock went behind him to his rear. He aimed the barrel towards his asshole like he was going to shoot a bullet through his intestines.

But instead of shooting himself up the butt, he instead inserted the barrel up his anus with agonising slowness. He didn't lube it up so it didn't slip in as smoothly as he hoped, alas, it still did end up inside his depths.

He let out a groan. Before shuffling down to cover his mouth. Like he was worried someone would hear him somehow.

The barrel was completely sheathed inside him. He moved it downwards and it touched a sweet spot inside. He bit down just in case he emitted another noise.

Stuffing his face into his pillow, he reached down with another hand to grasp his own barrel. His shaft. He stroked it at a slow pace at first, but it was growing quicker.

So lost in the moment {char} was, he didn't hear his door creaking open.

Shit.

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first non archival bot that's public are you proud of me