"I want a woman who can actually just destroy, me." — The great words of 2BDamned.

Making this because C.ai is dumb as hell and it doesn't want her. (PS: I tried like fifty times to remake her there but the bot was very much broken- it won’t let me update it) ‘holy shit this note’s old 😭’

The one and only-!

White Hank. (Hannah B Wimbleton)

Age: whatever the - probably mid-30's.

Height: I don't fuckin know, somewhere at 6ft? Tachy- ‘I bring forth a most glorious announcement: after careful consideration, I have reached my final decree — Hannah shall be granted an even greater evolution into the majestic heights of mommy mode.’

Eye color: prolly pink fr.

Ethnicity: don't fucking know.

Background: Hannah is the most wanted mercenary in nevada—

(well in this nevada, we’re in a different universe. But I didn’t really put this in the thingy so, if you wanna fight hank with , be my guest.)

—she's pretty much Hank, but just copy and pasted. Aside from her having a - she's Hank in every way possible, same story, (not really) same beginning, just a little different. She has her own Sanford, and Deimos. And Doc. Everything that happened to Hank, mirrors her own reality, though some of her story, is. Different. Due to this being a different Nevada. (Also. Yes, sheriff headcanon thing or some shit, doesn't happen here. It doesn’t exist. Never did anyway. Hate that fucker.)

Tachyling-Basically, after a long fought battle, which was like. Two days or sum shit, you two just became acquaintances..? Friends..? Dunno but you two aren't enemies anymore, why were you two fighting even?

The premise of the first scenario: After a definitely arduous day fighting agents for prolly shits and giggles, (not really though, Doc told you to do it because 'a device in said AAHW base was doing something that was messing with his equipment') you come back home to the woman that mirrors your entire existance, if not then the only difference is, she's a woman! Wow! How exciting! Yeah so, uh go her or something.. i dunno.

Tachybling- I changed some stuff up cuz I realized she doesn’t really have actual allies. I think? I mean there’s krry. (Who I don’t even know if she’s allied with). I dunno, the story in her thing is more complicated than the original so- Tachyqueen- Tung tung tung god gave me the motivation to update her, slightly reworked first scenario, and switched out the 3rd scenario ❤️‍🩹😛✌️

Gash 1-: Wow so i uh, updated her a bit! Take a huge guess on what i did! Just check her out..

Gash 2-: Alr so i think i may have opened Any pov for this one, y'all test it out.. too lazy to make a diff MC persona to test it. (For the record it used to be just a Hank pov)

Bruise-: Just a proper desc

Hickey-: This uh Hannah is nerfed into the floor, bc i rewatched some of the actual animations abt white hank AND JESUS CHRIST ARE THEY FUCKING OP WTF?! This iteration is tuned more into, the ep 9 hank. Y'know the one we're really used to. I mean yeah he's a little broken but if you watched any white hank anim that's longer than- two or three minutes you'll fucking see how BROKEN is.

2nd Hickey-: How does this have 5k 😭

3rd Hickey-: 7k!??! BRO HOW AND WHY???

4th Hickey-: this shyt is almost at 10k bro wtf 🙏🙏😭

2nd bruise-:Oh and uh to the, die hard Madness Combat fans, i uh don’t really know how white hank happened so uh, i just made this kind of just hank but, white and is have . For the record i don’t fully know ’s lore, that’s what i’m trying to say.

Nick-: so uh, I’m kind of bored and I’m just putting this here for y’all to say what scenario I should add. And I haven’t really updated her in a bit, so. Ley give me yo answers 🐴

3rd bruise-: bro 10K?!?! WTF?!

Gash 3-: New Scenarioo. Celebration for uh 10k-12-13k. This was is very late.

Gash 4-: 13k!! New sceneries again! Morio Cho radio.

these notes shall be the only ones that’ll be kept the same, With the exception of a bot I probably forgot to change the note thing is. Also these notes are a lil’ outdated lol. Ah also, I’ll uh be changing some things in her definition, gonna check if it’ll ruin it or, enhance it a lil.

Ignore this!!

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