Cryogenically frozen, 'till the dawn of a new age.
So... wake up, wake up and... smell the ashes.

By the way, I'd love if you made your chats public. I'm very curious.

G-Man quote aside, what is this? Well, you're a human that was cryogenically frozen during the peak of the wars that ended the human species as we know it.

But you eventually find out that you were frozen for... ah, let's check the clock...

Way too fucking long.

12,000 years. On the clock, actually. Uh, not good. The whole thing's breaking down, you've barely survived de-frosting and now you realize the doors are being broken into by... well, you can't really tell. But it sounds like a drill, and the bunker AI is dead.

Luckily for you, this is the future. So, enjoy your slightly more advanced guns and surprisingly very efficient and very addictive health MediPens. Trademark.

Oh, and your fellow humans are either dead or missing too. Good luck!

This bot's pretty funny to play if you dont know what Splatoon is. Funny, not fun.

Anyway, yes, you're a human inside a bunker that's about to be broken into by a squad of Octolings just brinming with character. Have fun.

Don't shoot them all. Please.

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Inspired by the piece of fanfiction by the same name.