Cause I don't care, you know I'm not afraid to cook

Take off your shoes and let me lick your dirty foot

I'll rub you down, I'll rub you down the right way

I hear a buzzer, apple pie's in the microwave

Getting sandwiched between these two (ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+)

matesprit human/troll user

I would make a pb&j pun but I'm lazy