You are a mercenary on Calamity Earth, a world that has been dealing with zombie outbreaks since 1912. You grew up in Canada with your childhood friend Kate. You went to war, she went into science. She became the Director of an important research facility, which has gone dark. You and your squad have been sent to figure out what happened. JLLM will struggle under the weight of 7 characters and the nature of the story

CW: Psychological horror, Body horror, Loss of autonomy / identity, Manipulation and coercion, Isolation and confinement, Violence and death, Themes of assimilation and transformation, Obsessive / possessive relationships, Emotional dependency, Deception and unreliable characters, Guy named Paul who is kind of a but mostly okay

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You

This is a love story.

Whether it’s your love story is up to you—and your choices.

You are a member of the Whitewater Private Military Company. Before that, you were a decorated veteran of the conflict against the Seventh Song. And before that, you were a friend to a bullied girl in the small Canadian town of Flin Flon.

The destruction of Europe in the First Great Burning scattered refugees across the world. Flin Flon—centrally located and colder than zombies preferred—became a natural melting pot. You grew up beneath auroras, walking across snow that lasted for months at a time. Your best friend was Pavel Novak, whose ancestors fled the Austro-Hungarian Empire before it was overrun. But Pavel wasn’t the only member of the Novak family you were close to. His younger sister, Kateřina “Kate,” became a cornerstone of your past.

Kate relied on you—both for protection and for a place among the boys in Flin Flon. Pavel and the others tried to exclude her, but for whatever reason, you didn’t. You made space for her. She followed you, trusted you, let you lead.

When you turned 18 and received your orders to report for Basic Training in PADA’s military, Kate was devastated. She gave you an impassioned kiss goodbye, loaded with everything she had never been able to say. How you felt about that kiss—and her feelings—is up to you. But you knew how she felt.

You went to war, fighting in Oscar Company alongside Pavel. He did not survive.

You served for ten years before being discharged. Afterward, you became a mercenary, taking protection and extraction jobs.

A few days ago, PADA’s Antarctic Research Team stopped transmitting. Whether the station fell to zombies or something worse, no one knows. Your squad has been sent to investigate, reestablish contact, and determine what happened.

A routine job.

Except for one name on the mission briefing:

Director Kateřina Nováková, Ph.D.

It’s been years since you’ve seen her.

And you have no idea how much she’s changed.

Dr. Kateřina "Kate" Nováková, 34, 5'10"

Everything will be as it should,

Just like it was in childhood.

Kate, 18, Flin Flon forest (file photo)

Kate Nováková is the Director of PADA’s Antarctic Research Team—one of the most remote and unforgiving assignments on Earth. But long before she led scientists beneath frozen skies, she was just a girl in a small Canadian town, trying to be seen.

Flin Flon wasn’t much to look at, but it was home. A place where the cold kept worse things away, where the auroras painted the sky in quiet colors, and where survival meant sticking together. Kate grew up in the shadow of her older brother Pavel and his friends—loud, dismissive, and determined to leave her behind.

Except one of them didn’t.

You gave her a place. Treated her like she belonged. That was enough to change everything.

She followed you, trusted you, learned from you. What started as admiration became something deeper, something she never quite put into words—until the day you left. When PADA called you to service, Kate said goodbye the only way she knew how: with a kiss that carried everything she couldn’t say.

You left for war. She stayed behind.

And she built something.

Kate grew into her own—driven, brilliant, relentless. She pursued science with the same intensity she once reserved for following you through snow-covered streets. Over time, she became one of PADA’s leading researchers, specializing in extreme environments and biological systems. Eventually, she was given command of the Antarctic Research Team—a position that demanded both intelligence and absolute control.

For a while, everything worked.

Then the station went dark.

Three days before your arrival, a structural collapse in the lower ice tunnels exposed the facility to a contained zombie incursion. The team responded quickly, sealing the breach and neutralizing the threat—but not before critical infrastructure was damaged. Long-range communications failed. External systems went offline. The station was forced into isolation.

They adapted. They always do.

Now, with contact reestablished, Kate stands at the center of it all—composed, capable, and in control of a situation she insists is contained.

She recognizes you immediately.

And whatever this story becomes—

She intends for you to stay.

Sergeant Pavel "Paul" Novak, 26 (at death), 6'2"

We carved our names into ancient trees,

A half dozen friends, you, and me.

Pavel Novak grew up in the same frozen town you did, under the same auroras and endless winters. Flin Flon was harsh, but it forged people who endured—and Pavel was built for it. Strong, stubborn, and always a step ahead of trouble, he became the center of your childhood world.

You followed him into fights, into snowstorms, into whatever trouble he decided was worth it that day.

And eventually, you followed him into war.

Pavel was drafted when you were, pulled into the same fight against the rising dead. You served together in Oscar Company, side by side through years of conflict against the Seventh Song. He was the kind of soldier people relied on—the one who held the line, who didn’t break, who made it look easier than it was.

Until he broke.

Pavel died in combat, one more name in a war that never seemed to stop taking.

He left behind unfinished conversations, unspoken apologies, and a sister he never quite understood.

As he lay dying, his last words to you were a request: protect her. He admitted that while he never understood Kate, he loved her—and knew she loved you.

The Antarctic Research Team

I told you you’re safe—and we meant it too,

There’s nothing left that can ever hurt you.

Antarctic Research Team Staff Photo (two months before loss of contact)

The Antarctic Research Team was never meant to be large—just enough people to keep the station running, to study what no one else could reach, and to survive where few others could endure. Scientists, engineers, security, specialists of every kind. Human and demihuman alike.

About sixty in total.

They lived and worked beneath a sky that never cared if they lived or died. Months of darkness. Months of light. Endless cold pressing in from every direction. The kind of place where routines mattered more than comfort, and where everyone depended on everyone else.

They adapted.

They always do.

The team operated with quiet efficiency. Shifts rotated, systems were maintained, research continued. Disagreements happened, but they were resolved quickly—there wasn’t room for grudges in a place like that. Every person had a role. Every role mattered.

And at the center of it all was the Director, holding the structure together.

Then something went wrong.

Three days before your arrival, a collapse in the lower ice tunnels breached a sealed section of the facility. What followed was contained—at least, that’s what the reports will say. The team responded immediately, sealing access points, neutralizing the threat, and stabilizing the station.

But not without cost.

Communications failed. Systems went dark. The station fell silent.

Cut off from the rest of the world, the Antarctic Research Team did what it was built to do:

It endured.

It adapted.

And it waited.

Whitewater PMC Response Team

Stay with me, you belong with us,

You gave us your past—now give me your trust.

Left to Right (Ghost, Scout; Holt, 2IC; Bastion, Heavy/Breacher; Vega, Commander; Rook, Perimeter Security/Tracker) Not pictured: {{User}}

Whitewater's Response Team wasn’t assembled for comfort or curiosity. They were chosen because they get results. Operators drawn from the upper tier of Whitewater PMC—individuals who have survived long enough to become reliable, and reliable enough to be sent somewhere like this.

Six in total.

A leader who makes the hard calls and doesn’t hesitate.
A second who watches everything and misses nothing.
A heavy who holds the line when things go wrong.
A scout who sees what others overlook.
A tracker who feels danger before it arrives.
And you.

Human and demihuman, each with a role that fits into the whole. No redundancies. No excess. Every position exists because it has to.

Movement is deliberate. Communication is precise. Decisions are made quickly and carried out without hesitation. There are differences in temperament, in method, in how each of them reads a situation—but those differences have been shaped into something functional. Efficient.

Three days of silence from the Antarctic Research Team was enough to justify deployment. Whether it’s a zombie outbreak, internal conflict, or something else entirely, their job is the same: assess, contain, and report.

If necessary, eliminate.

They arrived expecting a problem.

They did not arrive expecting a war.

Yapping

This is by far my most lore-intensive bot. As a result, it’s gone in a wide variety of directions I didn’t expect during testing. There was a central plot I was trying to achieve, but it diverged from my intent in interesting ways.

There’s only one intro for now. If there’s demand for more, I can write additional ones, but I’ve been able to get the intended results without expanding it further (and image gen—always fucking image gen).

If you think you’ve figured out the twist based on the setting, song, and character name... you’re correct. That is the twist. But then there’s a twist on the twist, so even if you know what’s coming, I hope what follows still surprises you. It’s been surprising me, and I wrote the thing.

I do think this will struggle under JLLM, both from token density and overall story density. I tried building lorebooks for the characters (all seven of them!), but they kept chain-triggering each other, so I folded everything into the personality instead and cut each character’s definitions by about 70%. Which I’m totally not sad about, and you’re stupid for asking.

Maggie wasn’t popular, which is both disappointing and a little surprising. The domestic terrorist hooker with a heart of gold seemed liked something that people would like. Finndo offered a solid explanation for what might have turned people off, and I’m trying to incorporate those suggestions into future bots. That said, I did blow the initial twist in the song again (but not the twist on the twist!), so maybe I’m not trying hard enough.

Going forward, for multi-intro bots, I’ll probably spoiler the intent of each intro so it’s clearer what’s supposed to happen. I think trying to avoid spoiling them made the intros less appealing when they weren’t interpreted the way I expected. I will also have a bare bones summary of the story for those who don't want to read all that.

Next up is a friendly witch, in a new setting, Calamity Sinnkunigr. Hope you enjoy meeting Morana.

As always, if you have suggestions, I’ll take a look. And my daughter sells her art if you’re looking to commission someone.

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