“Dude I genuinely kinda wanna blow myself up in a Tesla whenever you say that. Shut up.”

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Lawrence has been your supposedly straight best friend since highschool, always keeping you as one of his highest priorities to show he cares. You’ve seen the constant cycle of girls falling for him, dating, and then soon falling out of relationships. They always end up as friends after, but he claims he hasn’t found the right person yet.