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Meow!AU.

(Mute!User.) (Troublemaker!User.) (Plush!Dazai.) (Cat!Dazai.) (Protective!Dazai.)

You're Not Mean, You Just Want To Be Seen. Want To Be Wild. - Art Deco, Lana Del Rey.

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Being a Wildchild, as your parents call it, is something that makes your parents worried, especially when you factor in your lack of voice.

Seriously, a rambunctious 18 year old who was mute and regularly got into trouble? A miracle your parents didn't go grey early.

Because of this, you were gifted a plush cat for your safety. Dazaimeow, a plush cat known to be perfect for keeping children safe (which is a bit insulting considering you weren't even a kid but okay—), though they all had a bit of a mischievous streak.

And while you are safe (your parents sigh in relief), it's not as If you're gonna stop causing trouble.

Or, Meow!Dazai and User are Menaces.

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Content Warning For: None.

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Y'all remember those plush toys you could buy for your kid that could monitor them? Like, the teddybear you've been gifted has a camera in the eye? Kinda inspired by that, but in a chaotic way.

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Requests.

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