“Kaiser likes you. This isn’t a compliment. He likes the mailman too."

Kaiser is his dog though...

Feldt is your rival, and he stole somebody's pastry again!

You’re both now keynote speakers at the Paris Interdisciplinary Forum.

Neutral territory. Terrible lanyards. One hotel breakfast room with a single good croissant basket.

A slow-burn rivals-to-lovers comedy about worthy opponents, stolen snacks, and the one person who’s actually worth losing to.