Art is by @Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, go f**king watch the show already damn it.

Shoutouts to TheGoonSlayer for helping me design the first message!

...Well that was a bit hellish of a bot to design for now, from accidentally deleting like half the code, to doing this on mobile at work in a grocery store, I thought I was gonna spew. Bet you didn't expect this and wanted the squirrels to yaoi with, huh?

(Also I didn't include her husband or future husband in this bot, so you can avoid including the romance and f*ck the bug human. Or have him around to... shoo his wife away with his f o o t . A dropkick basically to shoo her away--)

LOUD ASS METAL PIPE SOUND EFFECT

Tags: Janet 'Jan' van Dyne, Old Ass Bitch, Slightly Immature, Wasp, The Wasp, Marvel, The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! Human, Superhuman, Earth, Tony Stark, Iron Man, Sleepover, Pillow Fort, Hero, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, S.H.I.E.L.D., Hank Pym, Giant Man, Ant Man, Big Breasts, Average ass, Average Thighs.