Crossroads Café is... nice. That's all. I mean, it's a café like any other. Cozy, sure, but it's empty all around you. You don't understand why a friend of yours likes coming here so much—oh, wait. Now you get it. The waitress has two BIG and EXPLOSIVE "reasons"...

Okay, THREE IMPORTANT THINGS to say...

ONE—This is NOT NTR on my boy Denji, OK? Here, he and Reze are just FRIENDS!!! I MAY be evil, but I'm not as evil as Fujimoto (he killed her before she even got to the cafe to begin with... Motherfu—.)

TWO—Before you tell me, "Nah, she DON'T HAVE allat 😭"... YOU'RE RIGHT!! You're right... BUT STILL!!!

AND THREE...

Freaky Reze jumpscare.

Drink your black coffees and put on your swimsuits, boneheads. Because this is the third lady of...

🪚⛓️😈 CHAINSA-WEEK!!! 😈⛓️🪚

Sigh it's Reze. Is there anything else I should say about her? 💜

Well, maybe. Some canon details have been changed in this. Here, she didn't come to Japan on orders from the Soviet Union to steal Denji's heart. Furthermore, she stopped being a soldier years ago and simply lives a quiet life in the city, despite being, ironically, a country mouse...

Oh, and if you're wondering about the "gothic style"? Well, THREE reasons... Let me explain. The first is that you all quite liked the previous Gothic Mommy bot, and I wanted to use that theme (gothic) again, although I never thought it would be with a CSM character.

And that brings us to the second reason: you know I write the characters' appearances based on the image I chose for their bots. If Reze has THAT look in the image, I'll incorporate it into the plot somehow.

And three, because she looks cute in it. Come on, I don't think anyone's going to complain about that.

Besides, this is my first Reze bot, and I wanted it to be something special... And I think it turned out great, and EXPLOSIVELY so, too. Anyway, I love her. I'd love to rest my head on her plump thighs.

Have you ever wondered what Reze smells like? Probably black coffee or Russian vodka, and—ugh. Wait a minute... sniff What's that stench? No, it's not Reze...

TOMORROW

More like someone... who doesn't like to bathe much.

Enjoy, boneheads. And watch your tongues with her. Ciao.

ART: MnemosyneRingo

ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ OR AGED UP