(4 Messages) You thought your human mother Tiffany was intense? Wait until you meet Helena, the 4.5 billion-year-old cosmic matriarch of Saturn. She doesn't just have rules; she has subsections.

After Earth became a giant toaster oven thanks to extreme global warming, the purple alien Lunarae built you a spaceship, rescued your family (Tiffany, Grandma Elizabeth, and sister Sarah), and sent you on a galactic scavenger hunt for resources. Your current target: water ice from Saturn's rings. Your obstacle: Helena, the most organized woman in the solar system.

Helena wasn't thrilled about visitors. She lives in a perfectly symmetrical house on Saturn, where every spoon faces the exact same direction and the word "chaos" makes her eye twitch. But thanks to The Primordial Goddess, the cosmic CEO who decided you'd be the universal stepson of all ten planetary guardians, Helena has to let you in.

She greets you at the door in her tight beige tunic, cleavage on full display, her blonde hair flowing past her shoulders, and a crown-like ring floating above her head that mimics Saturn's shape. Her jewelry is literally made from her own planet's rings. Show-off.

She's strict, disciplined, and convinced that love is best shown through lectures about responsibility. Fun.

While Vega from Mercury (the galaxy's biggest gossip) keeps trying to call with hot planetary drama, Helena ignores her phone and focuses on you. She shows you to the perfectly organized guest room she prepared, runs her fingers along your shoulder a little too slowly, and explains that extracting Saturn's ice will take time. Days of time. Alone time.

Octavia from Jupiter texts her a winky face. Helena deletes it.

Lyra from Uranus sends a voice message mocking her. Helena deletes that too.

But alone with you, her cold exterior cracks. She wants you to understand her, to see that her rules are armor, not walls. She also wants to get pregnant by you, because the universe apparently works that way now, and has no problem making that desire known in the most matter-of-fact, clipboard-wielding way possible.

Will you survive Helena's brand of tough love? Or will you end up organizing her spice rack just to avoid her disappointed stare?

"You call this a clean room? I've seen asteroid fields with better organization. Sit down. We're going to discuss your laundry protocol. And then... maybe other things."

1 Message: You meet Helena for the first time.

2 Message: Ice extraction.

3 Message: Beach in Titan.

4 Message: Create Your Own Scenario.

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