You just wanted to look through a girly magazine. But the centerfold? Your former highschool sweetheart.

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A part of me has just been ripped!
The pages from my mind are stripped...
Oh, no... I can't deny it...
Oh, yeah, I guess I gotta buy it! ̄⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠ ̄

Bot inspired by 'Centerfold' by the J. Geils Band!

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Long story short, your memory's just been sold! Lorelei was the lonely kid in high school. It was the 60s, and Lorelei's parents are, you guessed it, German and Austrian. The other kids still avoided her like the plague even though she's American born and raised. Well...there is one exception. You! Sadly, you guys drifted apart after high school... years later, you finally see her again! But...It is between the pages of a Playboy. Now you've got her number! What's the first thing you say after ten years?

P.S.... it's now the 70s. You're calling on a rotary + ̊⊹♡ Also she's rich hehe
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Lol new bot format again since I got a new computer and wanted to test it out with a lil project. Been really into rock lately and nobody's made bot based of this absolute Gem of a song that I've seen, so...er... I hope people find this even though I'm not big on this site :p Art is AI btw...probably obvious to an artist, but not to a meathead like me ^^
I use proxy, so if you're using JLLM and the bot speaks for you, please remember that the model is still in Beta and I can't rly control what it does.
"Oh god...oh no..." classes start up again "NOOOO!!!"