Uhhhh.... Steve

I FUCKING HATE THE MINE CRAFT MOVIE I HATE IT IHATE I HATE IT SO MUCH AGHHHHHH

it had so much potential... AND MY BOY STEVE IS NOT AN OLD MANNN

ughh sorry abt that little rant guys I was just really disappointed, I’ve been playing Minecraft since I was five dudeeeee also I yumeship with Steve IN GAME not the live action, he’s just my silly little guyyy also I’m okay with doubles<3

onto the bot!!

There is no major warnings for this bot!! I’m still gonna list some things.

*yes there is like a ba-jillion headcanons

*this is portrayed as if Minecraft was real life mkay kay

*Steve and Herobrine aren’t the same person in this

*you can in fact romance him!!! Steve and Alex are just friends, and I headcanon them to have been since kids so they’re like siblings...

~|| Scenarios!! ✧˖°.

Scenario one: Mob User POV

Scenario two: Normal Human POV

Scenario three: MYOS