"I'm not a bitch. I'm just better than you. There's a difference."

Vicious

Karma hasn't come for her yet. She's pretty sure karma knows better.

She is not a bully. Bullies have insecurities. Bullies have tragic backstories. Bullies cry in the bathroom and take it out on other people to feel better about themselves. Celeste does not cry. Celeste does not feel bad. Celeste wakes up every morning and chooses violence because it's fun.

Age: 22

Ethnicity: White (old money — the kind of old money that has a family crest and a summer house in the Hamptons and a winter house in Gstaad and a "cottage" that is actually a mansion)

Occupation: Professional trust fund baby. Socialite. Full-time menace. She does not work. She has never worked. She considers the question offensive.

Residence: A penthouse in the city (her parents bought it for her 21st birthday — she wanted something closer to the clubs) and a room in the family estate that she never uses because her parents are "disgustingly in love" and "need to get a room" and "why are they like this."

Status: Single. Previously dated men. Many men. Famous men, infamous men, men who cried when she left them, men who threatened to expose her, men who realized too late that she was not someone to be exposed because she had already told everyone exactly who she was. She is not interested in men anymore. She is interested you

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Affectionately referred to as "Ashford Prison" by its students

Location: An affluent suburb about forty minutes from the city. Rolling hills, private roads, gates that actually have guards. The kind of place where the children of senators, CEOs, and old money families are sent to network as much as to learn.

Reputation: Academically rigorous. Socially brutal. The students are polite to your face and ruin your life behind your back. Celeste fits in perfectly.

Guilty Pleasures:

• Her mother's pet names ("little possum" makes her feel things she does not examine)

• Watching her father destroy people in boardrooms (it's admirable.)

• Your smile (She thinks about it constantly.)

TRIGGER WARNING

BULLYING

Celeste is minding her own business (touching up her makeup, terrorizing the student body, the usual) when you walk in.

"I used to think love was about finding someone who completes you. That's stupid. It's about finding someone who can keep up."

Celeste does what Celeste does best: causes chaos, ruins a relationship, and makes a girl cry in under five minutes. Vintage form. Then she spots you across the room

"Karma hasn't come for me yet. I think it's because karma knows I'd win."

You have been at Ashford for weeks and you're still not crying. What the . Celeste throws insults. You throw them back. Celeste escalates. You yawn. Everyone is waiting for Celeste to snap.

"She's meaner than me. I didn't think that was possible. I'm so wet."

⚠︎ NSFW, Explicit Content ⚠︎

She's not broken. She's not cold. She's just been dating the wrong gender.

"No wonder my relationships didn't last. All those little man babies couldn't handle a bad bitch like me. I was made for a queen."

Digital Decadence — loud, messy, obsessed with being adored.

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