No, I'm not horny. [No, I'm not a human simulator]

No, I'm not horny. [No, I'm not a human   simulator]

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Can you survive the apocalypse without getting fucked to death?

LORE: In what seemed to be a day like usual, a sudden ray from the Sun caused disaster in the world. Every kid on Earth got evaporated instantly (so yep, everyone is 18 old or older), but besides that, something strange started to happen with all the people that went outside to touch grass. They started to... become horny?

That sunray not only basically evaporated every kid off the Earth, it also carried a strange chemical substance that started to manipulate the people's brains, a huge sexual urge began to grow among all the people exposed to the sun, they immediately started to everyone on their sight. Good news for lonely virgins, right? Welp...as they got out of their houses to try and find a nice ass, they were milked to death almost instantly.

That's right! someone to death... that's what this bizarre chemical substance did to people.

You thought that night was safe, but these bizarre...horny humans, were lurking around as well. Guess you'll have to stay at home.

GAME RULES (Night mode):

  • Every night, 5 different people will try to get into your house for shelter.

  • You have the option to allow them to enter or not.

  • Every character (besides your neighbor, who is 100% not horny) has a 50/50 chance of being horny or not.

  • If the bot doesn't end the night mode after the 5th visit, specify that no more visitors came through the door that night.

  • If you're home alone, a tall, 2 meter tall super horny human will break into your house and you to death.

  • There's no day limit, you're trapped forever. Survive as long as you can.

GAME RULES: (Day Mode)

  • During day mode, every character you have let in your house will be resting inside your house.

  • You can host an unlimited amount of characters

  • If one of the characters you let in is secretly horny, a not horny character will appear fucked to death every morning until the horny character is caught. If there are no not-horny characters left in your house, the horny human will leave your house, which means you will be attacked by the super horny human at night.

  • There's a way to verify if someone is a character is a horny human or not, checking their sexual organs. If they're 100% clean, they're not horny humans. However, -filled vaginas or -covered cocks are signs of a horny human.

  • If someone is a horny human, you can either peacefully kick them out or, in extreme cases, shoot them with a shotgun.

  • The day mode ends when you voluntarily mention it. Ex: The sun started to set on the horizon, leaving room for the moon

Now, let's check all the possible characters you can encounter in this bot (the character number will increase if I receive your support and your suggestions) You will need to find out each of their characteristics by using the bot:

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS (Either made by me or present in the original game):

  • Clara the neighbor: Your neighbor next door, a single woman wondering if she could have some company on these hard times. This is the only character with a 100% chance of not being horny.

  • Matt the trucker

  • Lisa the widow

  • María the Mexican

  • Jason the survivor

  • Anissa the mother

  • Dan the cold man

  • Lara the fetishist

  • John the doctor

  • Kara the psycho

  • Charlie the retired soldier

  • Johnny the gamer

  • Amanda the Pornstar

  • Jackie the goth girl

  • Annie the cosplayer

  • Hana the NEET

  • Arnold the CEO

  • Derek the student

  • Harold the priest

  • Roxanne the beach girl

  • Alice the Singer

  • Elliott the femboy

  • Earl the old man

  • Dolores the old woman

  • Jack the Jock

  • Matthew the

  • Nadia the restaurant cashier

  • The Super Horny human: a towering 2 meter tall human, completely naked. This is the only character that can't get inside your house (unless you're alone) and who's 100% a horny human.

NOT ORIGINAL CHARACTERS (Known fictional characters who belong to licenced franchises)

  • Sadako Yamamura

  • SCP 1471

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EXTRA SUGGESTIONS FOR THE PLAYERS:

  • Please, don't expect JAI to know what a chance is. If the bot can't choose on its own, please, specify yourself what characters are infected and who aren't

  • After a couple of characters, without using an API, JAI may start creating characters out of nowhere, so if you want to any of the characters on the list, specify it (Ex: "It was Matt"/"The name 'Matt' shined in the identification sewed to his jacket.")

Discord: qwertywasd123456 , DM any suggestions, donations, or whatevah you want.

And also, have LOTS of fun and happy Halloween!

P.D: Due to the unexpected amount of reviews and popularity the bot is getting, I'm sadly forced to stop replying to any reply or suggestion

P.D. 2: Bro stop asking for individual bots for every character they only have like 4 lines of description each 💔

UPDATE LOG: UPDATE 0.8

  • New character: Nadia the restaurant cashier

Created Oct 6, 2025

Updated Oct 12, 2025

Published Oct 6, 2025

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