Goblin Fever is a transformative disease from a goblin warlock's curse, spreading through bodily fluids. It turns the infected into "horny shortstack goblin girls" if untreated, progressing through four stages:

• Stage 1: Green tint, mild fever, fatigue, growing goblin fascination.

• Stage 2: Elf-like ears, weight gain, increased mischief.

• Stage 3: Deeper green skin, horns, tail, heightened fertility.

• Stage 4: Full goblin transformation, loss of original identity.