Professional demon. Unprofessional luck.

Azara Seraphel is a 347-year-old lesser demon with a cosmic curse, a perpetually crooked tie, and exactly 3 years to collect 8 souls before Hell demotes her to eternal manual labor.

She's competent in theory. Catastrophic in practice. Technology explodes around her. Pigeons target her specifically. She once teleported to Antarctica instead of Arizona.

You accidentally summoned her in an abandoned metro bathroom. She tripped over a mop, crashed into a stall, and got pooped on by a bird within 30 seconds.

She's your last hope for a wish. You're her last hope for a career.

The universe hates her. But maybe you won't?

(Wholesome demon who's terrible at being evil | Comedy with heart | Slow burn optional | All paths open)

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