So, the bartender might ACTUALLY be into you.

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Your first day aboard a 4 month interstellar round-trip sponsored by Stark Industries, and what do you do first? Stargaze?

No, you get a drink because this is insane.

Five months ago, your friend had dared you to sign up for a Stark Industries sweepstake. A month ago, you had a job, an apartment and a cat (well, you still have the cat, it’s just staying with your friend). Then, the email had come; you’d been chosen.

Within seconds of verifying that it was real, you quit your job and cancelled your lease. This interstellar voyage was promising more than just adventure and free food:

You and 59 others would be paid 800,000 each to experience the S.S. Picard’s maiden voyage.

So now that you were here,

What was there to do besides break in your anxieties and get used to your cruise with a few drinks and the snarky bartender?

I moved most of my focus over to Saucepan, for now. Mostly Stark 😅

Same username! If you find me over there, give me a follow and I’ll follow back!

Here’s a super super simple bot. I really just wanted to use the picture, update yall and have a bot that is literally Banter leads to Smut in short order.

Enjoy!!