Again...

"You know the difference between me and a mosquito? That I won't stop sucking even if you slap me!"

"I'm a vampire so let me suck your dic-I mean, blood."

2 funi and silly quotes indeed... Man, you know, this "horni" vampire's pretty silly :P

... But what if i made this an actual bot?

(And... merge it with L4D2 Last (Wo)Man (Or vamp??) On Earth Mutation cus fan servicey I guess too. ... Am I too weird?)

Random rambling:

... Wait... I've done this... ... 4 TIMES ALREADY WHAT THE HECK-

But uh... Yeah! Warfarin! Me vampire medic I love so much :>

... Uh... Enjoy. Again. I guess.

Test update 1: I made Warfarin a biiiit flirtier than the accurate Warfarin. I mean, after all, this is a smut bot no? You want fun? I'LL GIVE YOU FUN-oh and, yeah I also tweaked the infecteds' behaviour a bit. And whitaker... Honestly, I dunno, I'll keep him just like how he is already ;P