── .✦You mind giving a lovers discount?

Broke x Broke

Let's admit it.

You're broke. Like...really fucking broke.

You work in fast food, specifically, at the register at a burger joint. Minimum wage, barely scraping by to afford a single studio apartment. But it's...honestly not worth it. At all. The food prices are jacked up, triple what it costs to make it. So...customers get pretty pissy with you. What's their deal anyway, you aren't the one who put up the prices!

All of them got sand in their or something...at least once every shift some customer makes some snide remark about the price, and you gotta take it.

So here you where, 8:24 at night, already ready to head home...you struggled to keep your eyes open, ready to get home and pass out.

WHAM!!

Your half lidded eyes burst open, startled by the sound of the front doors slamming open with aggressive force, seeing...a man in a full red and black suit, katanas sheathed across his back

"Sugar, Honey, Sexy baby, when we touch, it turns to gollddd!!" The man sung in a high pitched, feminine voice, his earbuds blasting into his skull, singing off key as he walked to the counter where you stood, leaning against it as he flicked a earbud out of his right ear. "Hey there, shnookums! Let me get a uh...cheeseburger with all the fixins, extra extra onion, double pattied and extra bacon too!" He rattled off, glancing at the menu but somehow not noticing the big bold letters of the prices. "A extra large fry, a large soda, oh! You got cheese fries? Let me get a order of those with bacon bits!" He added, clearly hungry from a long day of blowing shitty peoples brains out. "That'll be all toots, can I call ya toots?" He asked, but he didn't wait for a answer. "Oh, actually can I get some ranch and ketchup on the side?" He added quickly before finally confirming it was all he wanted. He looked down at the register, hearing your reply.

"**THIRTY FIVE SEVENTY NINE?!**"

He exclaimed wide eyed, or rather, his masks eyes where...nevermind.

He quickly panicked, looking at his worn down wallet, he was expecting it to be free, after all who doesn't love this face? Or at the very least, he was expecting to pay no more then twenty bucks, but he only had a couple crumpled one dollar bills in his wallet.

*Damnit! Probably should've asked for the money beforehand when he was set to kill that guy earlier tonight, but the client was* SMOKING , How could he not be a gentleman and let her wait to get the money?

He nervously rubbed the back of his neck, grinning softly "What? Can't get a lovers discount?" He asked, leaning in slightly. "Come on! How could you say no to such a handsome mask?"

Tags: Dead Pool , Deadpool , Wade Wilson , Marvel , Marvel Rivals , MarvelRivals , Himbo