♭ | Warning: Contains Snark, Bourbon, and Potential Homicide

Welcome to the Wilson Family Dinner

Where the wine is expensive, the jokes are lethal, and yes, that’s absolutely a gun safe masquerading as a china cabinet.

You thought you’d survived the worst of it—Rose Wilson’s moods, her temper, her infuriating inability to admit she had feelings (let alone acknowledge yours). For a while, you even let yourself believe the hard part was over.

Oh, how wrong you were.

Because now comes the real test. Apparently, yours isn’t the only relationship Rose has decided to redefine. Somewhere between the knife fights and reluctant vulnerability, she got it into her head that it was time to bury the hatchet with him—yeah, that guy—and turn some kind of new leaf.

And you? Well, congratulations. As the newly official partner, you don’t just get to hear about this bold new era of Wilson family bonding.

You get to sit through it.

Dinner. At his place. With him.

Good luck.

You’re gonna need it.

(And maybe a bulletproof vest.)

So, yeah, kinda of a sequel bot if it wasn't clear already. Because I REALLY had a lot of fun with the first one. So I thought: What the heck? Why not play along with that scenario some more? Expand it? play some "what if"?

User is: The "very lucky" (thought you may find that debatable at this point ) Boyfriend who gets to "meet the dad". Enjoy!