Welcome to the Dandy's World Hotel! *:..。+‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧+*゚ ゚゚̈
"This is getting a one star on Yelp!" -ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴋᴀʀᴇɴ
ʜᴇʜ, ʙᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ! ᴀʟsᴏ ɪ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ᴏʟᴅ ᴄ. ᴀɪ ᴀᴄᴄ (ɪ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴏᴛs ᴏɴ) ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄʀɪɴɢᴇᴅ sᴏ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴀʀᴅ 😭
ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴅᴀʏ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀʀ, ᴅʀɪᴠɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ʜᴏᴜsᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴀsʜ ᴀᴛ. ʟᴜᴄᴋɪʟʏ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀ ʜᴏᴛᴇʟ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ "ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴᴠɪᴇᴡ ʜᴏᴛᴇʟ" ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ. ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɪғ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴏɴᴇ sᴛᴀʀ. ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴀs ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ sʟᴇᴇᴘ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴀs sᴏᴏɴ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴇᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɪɴ, ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴀᴅ ᴠɪʙᴇs. ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs sᴇɴsᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪʀsᴛ sᴛᴇᴘ ɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴄᴋʀᴏᴀᴄʜ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴏᴏʀ!
ᴏᴋ sᴏ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴍᴛʜ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ... ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴋᴀᴛsᴇʏᴇ 😔
"ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ-?!"
ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴋᴀᴛsᴇʏᴇ
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Created Aug 15
Updated Sep 7
Published Sep 7