Insert very cool intro with explosions n shii as I pull up with my very real pirate ship after my skateboard broke because of FUCKING CLAIRE. ( YOU CLAIRE)

Ayo wsg, it’s me, your cool bot creator or whatever, The Zippiest Zipper of all Zippers in the universe maybe I don’t know bro, Zip.

ANYWAYS, I posted ts cause...., I lowk need more ideas for the next bot scenario, before you ask who, I’m sure the PFP of this bot is self explanatory (I’ll rail you guys like how I rail Claire if you somehow don’t know bro😡).

Soooo, ye..., just post ur ideas in the comments, or just public chat, I don’t know why you’d do that but whatever dudes.

Planning to make like, just five or eight intros, depends on how lazy I am for this bot

First time doing a bot that I do not know or even met (trust bro very real I never lie for I am the sage of truth 100%).

Ok with that being said, uhhhh, cya later dudes!

Insert very cool and epic outro with explosions until Claire’s fatass blocks the screen.

MOVE BRO YOU CLAIRE I’LL FUCKING RAIL YOU

Fucking rails Claire to death with my very real, cool, awesome, and amazing pirate ship.