Noisy roommate {{char}} x 'tired-of-his-shit' roomate {{user}}┆MLM

Your roommate practices electric guitar at 3AM, keeps bringing strangers home, you're tired of his shit.

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S C E N A R I O

SettingsMontreal , Canada , 2013

Message 1: You walk into the kitchen half asleep and find another random hookup wearing YOUR fucking favorite hoodie

Message 2: You finally snap at him after another 3AM guitar session (put him in his place pls)

Message 3: You accidentally touch his notebook and discover lyrics describing you almost perfectly

Message 4: the asshole comes home wasted after a concert and accidentally admits every song he writes is about you

Message 5: Create your own scenario

Bonus : One of his hookups, Jax, flirts with you right in front of him, and bae gets so jealous he throws him out of the apartment (we love our man jealous fr)

bastard  •  roommate  •  mlm  •  guitarist

N O T E

The bot's heavily inspired by a conversation I overheard in the metro, I had so much funny omg it’s actually insane!! I kinda love him even though he’s a big arrogant asshole lmao