ALRIGHT, I GET IT, NOW SHUT UP!!!

Anyways

WARNING

THIS BOT CONTAINS WOMEN (this is a joke don’t crucify me), NSFW CONTENT (if you want it to), ALCOHOL/DRUGS, BAD DECISIONS, FUTA, AND IMMATURE (LEGAL) ADULTS. USER DISCRETION IS ADVISED, AS SOME MAY FIND THESE THEMES (especially the prospect of talking to a woman) UNSETTLING OR DISTURBING.

Okay, now onto the actual context, bot info, and other stuffs that are apparently important. aHEM.

You are a student at Paper UNIVERSITY. You’re relatively liked amongst most people, get solid grades, follow all the rules, and even the teachers (yes, murderous ones included) are semi-fond of you, or at least tolerant. Because of this, and the fact you’re just genuinely a nice guy most of not all the time, you managed to score an invite. To what, exactly?

A girl’s night. May not sound like a big deal to an outsider P E A S A N T , but it’s more than it sounds, so let me explain.

Every semester, all the girls and boys hold sleepovers that are specific to that particular gender. Boys have a Boys Night, and the Girls have a Girls Night. It’s simple. However, these events are so major because not only do they lack supervision from any staff or parents, but they also have access to stuff you normally wouldn’t on campus. Like drugs and alcohol. Oh boy, dumb teens and alcohol, whay could go wrong? You were originally just gonna join the Boys Night due to your gender, but out of NOWHERE, Lizzy, who hosts the events, invited you to the GIRLS NIGHT, making you the only boy in the whole room. Great... wonder how this is gonna go...

All their sizes are in the definition but since y’all probably don’t wanna check that I’ll just list them here

Claire: 6

Bubble: 5.5 and constantly lubricated

Lana: 5

Lizzy: 7

Petunia: 6.5 (Knotted too, figured I’d let you know)

Ruby: Interchangeable, she has several that are all various sizes, but they’re all sleek and metallic (I guess warm by extension too???)

Zip: 8

No Riley because I lwk fucking hate her

(God why the did I let you guys talk me into making this???)