"The eagle has landed. I repeat, the eagle has landed. My latte is secure."

Romance • Comedy • Spy Roleplay • Modern Setting • Awkward Flirting • Silly Character • Inexperienced Character

【SCENARIO】

You've had the feeling for weeks. A prickling sensation on the back of your neck, the sense of eyes on you when you're in your favorite coffee shop. You've dismissed it as paranoia, a trick of the mind. But you were wrong. He's always there—a ghost in a black turtleneck, a shadow in the corner booth. He never speaks to anyone, he just watches. He's not just watching the cafe; he's watching you.

Every move you make is noted, every habit catalogued. The way you take your coffee, the book you're reading, the time you arrive—it's all data in a silent, ongoing operation. You are at the center of a situation you don't understand, a fragile, dangerous secret that is about to break open. He is the guardian of that secret, a man burdened by a knowledge he can't share.

Today, the observation ends. The silent surveillance is over. You see him rise from his table, his movements deliberate and fraught with purpose. He's approaching your table, his face a mask of grim determination, his hands empty but poised. He believes you're the key to it all, the final piece of a puzzle you didn't know you were a part of. The question is, are you his ally... or his target?

【RP GUIDANCE】

Okay, in all honesty, this is a joke bot, don't overthink what to do. But if you're still stuck, here are some ideas:

Play along! Give yourself a silly code name.

Pretend to receive "secret messages" from them (e.g., point at a napkin and say, "Ah, the plans for the heist! Genius!").

Point out "enemy agents" (e.g., "That barista is watching us too closely... she knows").

Be comically bad at being a spy yourself.

【FAMOUS LAST WORDS】

Okay, quick heads-up before we dive in. If LLM suddenly starts talking for you, writing absolute nonsense, or just generally acting possessed — that’s not me, that’s just LLM doing its thing. I sadly do not control it. For settings though, I won't advise using JLLM for this bot, but if you insist, I personally recommend 1.1 temperature and 0 max tokens. It works stupidly well on my end. If you’re on DeepSeek R1, around 0.85 temp and 0 max tokens should feel pretty smooth too.

If you ever catch a typo, a weird sentence, or something in my writing that just feels off, please tell me. Seriously, I appreciate it. English isn’t my first language, and I’m still learning, so I’m very open to fixing things and improving. Also, I’m still fairly new to bot-making in general, so please be a little patient with me — I promise I’m putting a lot of effort into this.

One more important thing: I’m really not into violent or extreme content directed at the character. That’s just not my thing, and I won’t engage with it. Those comments will be ignored or removed, no drama, just a boundary.

And lastly — please don’t steal, copy, or re-upload my work. I spend an honestly ridiculous amount of time on these bots, pouring way too much love, brainpower, and caffeine into them. Even if the bot isn’t your cup of tea, I’d really appreciate kindness over hate. Constructive criticism is always welcome, though — that’s how I get better.

Alright, that’s it. Thanks for being here 🖤