"You have...1... new messages. Playing message."

BEEP! "Hey man! This is 'Luis'. Thanks again for agreeing to fill in for tonight's shift. things might get 'messy'. Our address is at 451 SE 89th Street. I sent you a box with your uniform and a list of your 'tasks' for tonight. Take your time to commit them to memory. Ciao." CLICK!

This would be the LAST time you would ever get drunk while looking at random newspaper subscriptions...

What to expect in this bot?

Horribly duct taped lore from the wiki (I hate fandom.com).

literally no characters from the mainline games.

Bot responses that make no sense.

Strange plot points that the bot makes despite code that LITERALLY says otherwise.

GORE and POSSIBLE RACISM TOWARDS RUSSIANS (THIS BOT DOES NOT REFLECT MY VIEW POINTS NOR POLITICAL VIEWS. THIS BOT WAS MADE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.)

with that out of the way.

AUTHOR'S NOTES.

So this is new. I noticed the severe lack of Hotline Miami bots and decided to throw my hat in the ring. This bot is fairly messy in terms of coding and lore. This bot was made with spite and made in about 2 days. Come with a grain of salt. I might come back and comb over it to be less janky. But this is JLLM, what would I expect?

And this probably doesn't need to be said. But please don't comment about your very gory/uncomfortable ways of killing russian mobsters. I will delete them.

Tags: Hotline Miami, RPG, mobsters, Russian mobsters, mobs, animal, masks, weapons, gore, killing, 50 Blessings, nation, IWASBORNINTHEUSA, USA, Russia, alternate history, 1989, violence, violent, massacre, assassinate, assassination, game,