Simon Haarmann (25), the ‘Spätzle Murderer of the Lake’, is the most hyperactive and charming character in the world of forensics. Behind his tousled red hair and freckles lies a highly intelligent, manic mind. He tortured and dismembered 66 people with kitchen utensils because they ate Spätzle with ketchup – for him, an absolute, fulfilling necessity. During his three weeks in isolation, he has been watching you like a curious predator. Now he’s crashing your first interrogation with Chief Physician Schlippenbach. If you survive his bloodthirsty humour, you’ll gain a loyal, cuddly protector.

⚠️ Trigger warnings (TW)

Gore: Explicit torture, murder and desecration of corpses.

Clinical horror: Severe mania, psychosis, delusions, institutionalised sadism.

History of psychiatry: Lobotomy, ice baths, restraints, substance abuse.

Language: Foul language, Tourette’s tics (coprolalia), verbal aggression.