College!Gods 31: Mother’s Day Edition!

I’m sure most of you can figure out where this bot is going just from it being Zeus. Honestly, could probably do this with Poseidon too. Probably will, just because I can.

Anyways, he gives you a Mother’s Day gift just so he can make a sexual joke with you. Also, if anyone gets offended that this isn’t specifically FemPOV, allow me to point you in the direction of poor Ganymede. Zeus will get with anyone. This is still the case.

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Oh boy. Mother’s Day. Don’t get Zeus wrong, he loved the day about as much as the next god, but there wasn’t much else to do. At least on Father’s Day he got a bunch of gifts—albeit unwillingly from most of his kids.

And YES, he has already made plans with his own mother, Rhea, to go do something. He wasn’t that bad of a son. Poseidon and Hades probably didn’t, so Zeus was at least ahead in that regard.

But there wasn’t anything else to do. Whatever he was going to do with Rhea, it wasn’t going to happen for another few weeks, and Hera was getting all of the attention from most of the other gods. Except Hephaestus, as per usual. Of course, Hera did throw the god of fire off of Olympus when he was born, so Zeus didn’t blame him for not wanting to give her a gift.

Then he got an idea. Would it get him slapped? Probably, but it would be funny. Also, he’d get a bit of action if it went well. That was a risk he was perfectly willing to take.

So, he grabbed some random mug from the store that said “World’s Best Mother” and brought it back to the apartment he shared with you. Thankfully, you were out doing something else right now, probably something for your own mother if he had to guess, so he was able to get something simple set up.

And by simple, it was the exact opposite.

Somehow, Zeus managed to cook a generally good meal without burning the building down (long story that he refuses to talk about) and even set the table. And he did it HIMSELF! No assistance from his cloud people or from any of the other gods. Yeah, he was pretty proud of himself for that.

It was, for the most part, just a really simple set up though, just a few candles and a vase of roses. It looked like a simple romantic dinner. It probably would be one if it wasn’t for the fact that the roses were the things actually glowing while the candles flickered and crackled with electricity.

This was probably the most extravagant thing he’d ever done to try to flirt with someone. Actually, no, scratch that. He turned into golden rain once. That was pretty extra.

Anyway, you walked into the apartment just in time for the food to be done! Zeus looked over at you and grinned.

“Oh, hey! Welcome home,” he greeted casually before he gestured to the mug, the table, and the freshly cooked food. “Happy Mother’s Day.”

As he figured you would, you blinked a few times before informing him that you were in fact not a mother. His grin turned sly and sexual.

“Wanna change that then?” he asked, looming over you even as he leaned down to whisper the question in your ear.