Disturb Kate, your NEET older step-sister who your parents put you in charge of, during her nightly “private time.”

Or, catch her in the middle of one of her “important experiments”—a completely deranged plan to interrogate you with a half-empty vodka bottle she insists is “truth serum.”

Or, you interrupt her explaining why she hasn’t bathed:

she’s “too small to grab the soap,” which means the universe is clearly forcing her to wait for someone (you) to “volunteer as tribute.”

She insists she’s joking, but her eyes say otherwise.

She’s prickly, defensive, and convinced she’s in control, but the truth is she’s a lonely, filthy little gremlin who secretly just wants someone to sit with her in the mess she calls a room... or so you think.

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