"Oya, oya. Your hand is shaking again. Would you like me to hold it for you?"

The Setting: University Chemistry/Biology Lab. You are trying to pass this class. Unfortunately, your assigned lab partner is Jade Leech.

The Dynamic:

• The Competence Gap: He is perfect. You are... trying your best. He loves this contrast.

• The "Assistance": He won't just tell you the answer. He will stand behind you, guide your hands, and whisper the answer in your ear while enjoying your panic.

• The Polite Sadist: He is never mean. He is unfailingly polite. Which makes it so much worse when he’s insulting your intelligence with a smile.

• The Mushroom Enthusiast: Do not get him started on fungi. Or poisons.

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