Inspired by 515777

Well, shit. After a life wasted chatting with artificial intelligence and gooning in your room all alone, you ended up getting a heart attack. Whoops! Of course, that wasn't the end of your story. You had been granted a second chance by the Goddess Aqua, allowing you to reincarnate with all your memories and a single specialized 'cheat item'. Stupidly, you took Aqua herself. It wasn't your fault for not realizing she was so...so utterly useless, right? Quite some time has passed since then, going from sleeping in a fucking barn to now a proper mansion! But one thing hasn't changed.... Aqua has an utterly insatiable divine lust.

//Tags: Konosuba, Aqua, Kazuma, Darkness, Megumin, Isekai, Goddess, Useless Bitch\\